Hula Hoop Queen of the Staff Picnic

I only claim to be the best at a few things. The first is that I have the world's most awesome belly button. Joy used to argue with me and try to say that hers was better, but although hers is a close second, we both know that mine is superior.

The other thing that I am a little arrogant about is my hula hooping skills. Today at our staff picnic I had my opportunity to prove to my coworkers just how great I am at hula hooping. When they announced that there would be a hula hooping contest, I told those sitting with me that I was going to win. Before the contest began, I practiced for a minute, but after a minute I realized how good I was doing and thought I might be scaring other people away from participating so... I messed up on purpose. Once the real competition started, it was time to show off my skills. I calmly rotated my blue hula hoop while others fell out of the contest. In the end, it came down to me and this other lady. I have to compliment her for hula hooping in heels, but in the end, I was declared the winner and received the title of Hula Hoop Queen.