- God’s greatest creation ever. The most beautiful women in the world.
- A female from the Southern United States; usually implies that the female in question possess both beauty, charm and style, while having a core of strength, intelligence and wit.
How to be a Southern Belle:
1.) Remember this truth and you will go far: Beauty is pain, but worth it. This means that you are not allowed to leave the house to go the local Wal-Mart without make-up on, sometimes you wear shoes because they are cute not because they are comfortable, and often it is necessary to spend money on highlights, tanning, or beauty products in order to maintain your put together appearance.
2.) Southern belles eat grits for breakfast.
3.) Southern girls do not sweat they glisten.
4.) They say expressions like “Hey, ya’ll”, “Bless his heart”, and “I’m fixin’ to watch Steel Magnolias.”
5.) In order to be a southern belle, you must dress cute, but also never show too much skin.
2.) Southern belles eat grits for breakfast.
3.) Southern girls do not sweat they glisten.
4.) They say expressions like “Hey, ya’ll”, “Bless his heart”, and “I’m fixin’ to watch Steel Magnolias.”
5.) In order to be a southern belle, you must dress cute, but also never show too much skin.
6.) A Southern belle must rarely if ever cuss.
7.) Southern girls must like college football or at least pretend to care.
8.) Southern belles know never to wear white shoes after Labor Day.
9.) True Southern belles wear their pearls with everything - even t-shirts.
8.) Southern belles know never to wear white shoes after Labor Day.
9.) True Southern belles wear their pearls with everything - even t-shirts.
10.) Southern women know the joys of summer: high heeled sandals, going to the beach, and sun dresses.
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